NorwayxReader Caffeine Potions

AIGHT FUCKER CAS HAS BEEN PROCRASTINATING FAR TOO LONG. LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, BITCHES.

SO ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL

YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT THAT'S YOU

SO YEAH

WELL

NORWAY KEPT HER AROUND, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS WELL KNOWN THAT SHE'S A FUCKIN KLUTZ

DESPITE MANY, MANY UNFORTUNATE AND BORDERLINE TRAGIC ACCIDENTS (A CAT WAS A CASUALTY OF ONE, HAVING BEEN THE UNFORTUNATE VICTIM OF AN ERRANT POTION GETTING KNOCKED OFF A TABLE, CAUSING THE POOR BASTARD CAT TO GROW A SECOND HEAD) THE IDIOTIC COUNTRY STILL KEPT HER THERE

PROBABLY BECAUSE HE LIKED HER FACE, BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER

WELL

ONE DAY, HE DECIDED TO MAKE A TOPICAL POTION (THAT MEANS YOU APPLY IT TO YOUR SKIN, MOTHERFUCKS) ONLY HE USED FUCKING CAFFEINE

THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING POTENT

WELL THAT CHICK MAKES A SUDDEN APPEARANCE, THE TWO HEADED CAT RUNNING INTO THE ROOM.

"YO NOR- FUCK" SHE TRIPS OVER THE FUCKING CAT, FALLING INTO THE TABLE HOLDING THE NEWLY MADE AND NOT YET DILUTED CAFFEINE POTION.

YOU KNOW WHERE THAT SHIT GOES?

RIGHT INTO FUCKIN NORWAY'S LAP

AND THAT SHIT ABSORBS FAST SO YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS

FUCKIN INSANE NORWEGIAN MAN HOPPED UP ON A MASSIVE DOSE OF CAFFEINE IS WHAT

HAVE YALL HEARD THE TERM 'BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS'?

WELL

HE LITERALLY WAS

FLIGHT WAS INVENTED THAT DAY

GRAVITY LOST MEANING

"I CAN SEE SOUND" HE SCREAMS, HANGING FROM THE CEILING

HE RUNS TO THE WINDOW, AND HAS AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION WITH THE CURTAINS IN SPANISH

MEANWHILE, THE GIRL JUST STOOD THERE WIT THE TWO HEADED BASTARD CAT, SURVEYING THE CARNAGE

"I DONE FUCKED UP THIS TIME" SHE SAYS